So um... Man-thongs... Are you wearing them?
- If not, what's wrong with you?
- If so, what details led you down this path?
Let's hear about your man thongs... Looking for stuff like:
"I was an avid man thong wearer, but ever since I was caught pants down at my favorite watering hole, I've been trying to cut back."
"I like man thongs, but prefer them on women?"
"Man thongs have gone back a long ways in my family's lineage, in fact I'm sporting 2 for good luck right now!"
"Man thongs ride up my ass and cause discomfort."
"I once rode a bull for 8.67 seconds with a man thong leading the way the entire time! GO MAN THONGS!"
